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a word about testicles

it’s been a fun few days “on the on” that is on-call, i’ve not had much, but enough to keep me away from tbaoo and tonight’s the last night .. just as well as i have an enormous amount of thinking to do in response to the responses to my questionnaire .. here

it was of course designed, created, blotched out like all other items on tbaoo, with careful consideration for all contingencies, acceptance and subtle writing style – yeah right, it just pops out and is manhandled until it makes some sense. some people seemed to take offence, some dived right in and enjoyed the process and silliness of it all, others seemed reluctant to leave a normal comment without completing the whole 32 questions. i can’t say why the responses varied, other than i enjoy and appreciate all participation, full or not, or nothing .. if that’s your bag.

nothing in tbaoo is meant to cause offence – except this ..  testicles !!

i’ve been trying to figure out for the entire life of tbaoo how i may get the word testicle into a story or fantasy piece, well here’s a news item that allows me to do so, with complete confidence, google may not like it, but i have to push on, freedom of the press and all that. some serious info on testicular implants here

Man jailed for stalking surgeon

1st March 2011

MAN who stalked his doctor for a year was sentenced to 12 months in prison when he appeared in Bundaberg Magistrates Court yesterday.

But Roy Danny Wells, 46, could walk free in two months, with his parole eligibility date set for May 3.

Wells pleaded guilty to unlawful stalking, four charges of possessing a weapon and possession of strychnine and cyanide.

The court heard Wells began stalking the doctor after his testicle was removed in what Wells believed to be a botched operation.

“It’s extremely concerning, whatever the explanation,” Magistrate Jennifer Batts said.

But the court was told Wells never intended to carry out his threats.

“It was not your intention to cause him any physical harm but merely cause him fear,” she said.

“It’s unsurprising that he took these matters seriously indeed.”

The magistrate said it was out of character for Wells to act this way considering his criminal history.

Ms Batts sentenced Wells to 12 months in prison for the stalking offence and six weeks for possession of the firearms.

The sentences are to be served concurrently.

In sentencing Ms Batts commended Wells for pleading early which saved the victim from the anguish of testifying in court.

Ms Batts also ordered the firearms to be surrendered to police.

Ms Batts also ordered Wells not to approach or contact the doctor when he returned from Christchurch where his is providing medical care to earthquake victims.

Wells was ordered to have no contact with the doctor’s wife and their children and not to approach or visit their home.

there are strong rumours that the fellow went to the doctor for a sore neck and shoulder strain, hey, that’s what i have. he spoke with the young receptionist and distracted in a ‘highly sexed manly kind of way’ somehow had a testicle removed, botchedly ? what the blazes !! oddly and what is a sheer coincidence, a lot of the photos on tbaoo are from bundaberg, and no i didn’t see a doctor whilst there … whew

so there you are: testicles, tbaoo, google, silliness indeed .. good night and be careful fellows.

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59 Comments

  1. Romina Garcia Romina Garcia 06/04/2019

    I honestly don’t know how you guys walk around with those things 😉

  2. Romina Garcia Romina Garcia 08/04/2019

    I honestly don’t know how you guys walk around with those things 😉

  3. isabelle man isabelle man 06/04/2019

    this case is mind-blowing.surgeons better becareful in treating patients.

  4. isabelle man isabelle man 08/04/2019

    this case is mind-blowing.surgeons better becareful in treating patients.

  5. Yogasavy Yogasavy 08/04/2019

    Here in India the men grabbed theirs to shift them quite blatantly!

  6. Yogasavy Yogasavy 09/04/2019

    I have no idea why they are not discreet about it. But you see it all the time.

  7. tbaoo tbaoo 08/04/2019

    as i suspected , google has removed ads from this page, due to the word testicles .. how silly

  8. Jorie Pacli Jorie Pacli 06/04/2019

    Have you gone overboard Alan? Or, you just are just being plain ridiculous with so much thing in your mind….hehehe. Silly you! ;D

  9. baldychaz baldychaz 07/04/2019

    I shift mine all the time. they are after all part of me. Post made me laugh and cry at the same time lol

    • tbaoo tbaoo 01/03/2011

      oh my indeed .. cheers anna

  10. Romina Garcia Romina Garcia 01/03/2011

    I honestly don’t know how you guys walk around with those things 😉

    • tbaoo tbaoo 01/03/2011

      yes romina i agree, lucky i don’t walk around with their things .. 😉 i’ve just spotted your latest post, synergy !!

  11. Hansi Hansi 08/04/2019

    Alan…It really took some ‘balls’ to publish that one. A real nut-sack of scrotum humor in my opinion. Hang loose dude 🙂

  12. isabelle man isabelle man 01/03/2011

    this case is mind-blowing.surgeons better becareful in treating patients.

    • tbaoo tbaoo 01/03/2011

      it’s how they treat them that’s the trouble 😉 thanks isabelle

  13. Yogasavy Yogasavy 01/03/2011

    Here in India the men grabbed theirs to shift them quite blatantly!

    • tbaoo tbaoo 01/03/2011

      sorry ms savy, do you mean did, or do .. and please, why ?

  14. Yogasavy Yogasavy 01/03/2011

    I have no idea why they are not discreet about it. But you see it all the time.

  15. tbaoo tbaoo 01/03/2011

    as i suspected , google has removed ads from this page, due to the word testicles .. how silly

  16. Jorie Pacli Jorie Pacli 01/03/2011

    Have you gone overboard Alan? Or, you just are just being plain ridiculous with so much thing in your mind….hehehe. Silly you! ;D

    • tbaoo tbaoo 02/03/2011

      no not yet, just reporting the facts jorie .. 😉

  17. Jessica brant Jessica brant 07/04/2019

    Tbaoo, all I can say is I’m glad I’m a girl. Lol great post good laugh.
    Xoxo
    Jessica

  18. Jessica brant Jessica brant 09/04/2019

    Tbaoo, all I can say is I’m glad I’m a girl. Lol great post good laugh.
    Xoxo
    Jessica

  19. baldychaz baldychaz 01/03/2011

    I shift mine all the time. they are after all part of me. Post made me laugh and cry at the same time lol

  20. Grumpy Taylor Hicks Grumpy Taylor Hicks 01/03/2011

    I find it weird that there seems to be ambiguity over whether the doctor was right in removing this man’s testicle. Wells claims the operation was “botched?” How does that happen?

    “OK and now I just need to make a minor incision near the scrotum and…uh oh.”

    • tbaoo tbaoo 02/03/2011

      yes grumpy this is the million dollar question .. if i find out, i’ll warn everyone .. 😉

  21. Hansi Hansi 01/03/2011

    Alan…It really took some ‘balls’ to publish that one. A real nut-sack of scrotum humor in my opinion. Hang loose dude 🙂

  22. Jessica brant Jessica brant 02/03/2011

    Tbaoo, all I can say is I’m glad I’m a girl. Lol great post good laugh.
    Xoxo
    Jessica

  23. ElizOF ElizOF 07/04/2019

    Good grief! It’s already March 2nd in your neck of the woods… Alan, ahem, pushing the envelope as always… What’s next? Maybe I shouldn’t ask! LoL! 🙂
    Eliz

  24. ElizOF ElizOF 07/04/2019

    Good grief! It’s already March 2nd in your neck of the woods… Alan, ahem, pushing the envelope as always… What’s next? Maybe I shouldn’t ask! LoL! 🙂
    Eliz

  25. Jewell Jewell 02/03/2011

    Wow! Just….wow! Really? Are the poor male folk in Christchurch double and triple checking? Yikes! Oh…did I mention…Wow! *shakes head*

  26. tbaoo tbaoo 06/04/2019

    yes we move very fast here in the land down under, we also have a few medical accidents 😉

  27. Sweepy Jean Sweepy Jean 06/04/2019

    I don’t see what the big deal is. The right ball is just below the appendix. Happens all the time. Man up!

    • tbaoo tbaoo 06/04/2019

      excellent sweepy .. thanks for that solid advice .. 😉

  28. tbaoo tbaoo 02/03/2011

    thank you very much to all..
    @ charlie – ?
    @ hansi – normal me thinks cheers
    @ jessica – so am i
    @ jewell – wow is most right !!

  29. ElizOF ElizOF 02/03/2011

    Good grief! It’s already March 2nd in your neck of the woods… Alan, ahem, pushing the envelope as always… What’s next? Maybe I shouldn’t ask! LoL! 🙂
    Eliz

  30. tbaoo tbaoo 02/03/2011

    yes we move very fast here in the land down under, we also have a few medical accidents 😉

  31. Sweepy Jean Sweepy Jean 02/03/2011

    I don’t see what the big deal is. The right ball is just below the appendix. Happens all the time. Man up!

    • tbaoo tbaoo 02/03/2011

      excellent sweepy .. thanks for that solid advice .. 😉

  32. tbaoo tbaoo 08/03/2011

    too right – set the record straight – i’d only be to please to stack the medical news history of bundaberg against other areas .. it was in the news though, hence the opportunity it gave me to insert the word testicles into tbaoo. it wasn’t scientific research or indeed meant as a slight on bundaberg .. thank you for your feedback 😉

  33. Jewell Jewell 06/04/2019

    Wow! Just….wow! Really? Are the poor male folk in Christchurch double and triple checking? Yikes! Oh…did I mention…Wow! *shakes head*

  34. Hansi Hansi 06/04/2019

    Alan…It really took some ‘balls’ to publish that one. A real nut-sack of scrotum humor in my opinion. Hang loose dude 🙂

  35. tbaoo tbaoo 06/04/2019

    too right – set the record straight – i’d only be to please to stack the medical news history of bundaberg against other areas .. it was in the news though, hence the opportunity it gave me to insert the word testicles into tbaoo. it wasn’t scientific research or indeed meant as a slight on bundaberg .. thank you for your feedback 😉

  36. tbaoo tbaoo 06/04/2019

    as i suspected , google has removed ads from this page, due to the word testicles .. how silly

  37. Yogasavy Yogasavy 06/04/2019

    I have no idea why they are not discreet about it. But you see it all the time.

  38. Yogasavy Yogasavy 06/04/2019

    Here in India the men grabbed theirs to shift them quite blatantly!

  39. tbaoo tbaoo 06/04/2019

    thank you very much to all..
    @ charlie – ?
    @ hansi – normal me thinks cheers
    @ jessica – so am i
    @ jewell – wow is most right !!

  40. Grumpy Taylor Hicks Grumpy Taylor Hicks 06/04/2019

    I find it weird that there seems to be ambiguity over whether the doctor was right in removing this man’s testicle. Wells claims the operation was “botched?” How does that happen?

    “OK and now I just need to make a minor incision near the scrotum and…uh oh.”

  41. Sweepy Jean Sweepy Jean 07/04/2019

    I don’t see what the big deal is. The right ball is just below the appendix. Happens all the time. Man up!

    • tbaoo tbaoo 08/04/2019

      excellent sweepy .. thanks for that solid advice .. 😉

  42. tbaoo tbaoo 07/04/2019

    too right – set the record straight – i’d only be to please to stack the medical news history of bundaberg against other areas .. it was in the news though, hence the opportunity it gave me to insert the word testicles into tbaoo. it wasn’t scientific research or indeed meant as a slight on bundaberg .. thank you for your feedback 😉

  43. tbaoo tbaoo 07/04/2019

    yes we move very fast here in the land down under, we also have a few medical accidents 😉

  44. baldychaz baldychaz 08/04/2019

    I shift mine all the time. they are after all part of me. Post made me laugh and cry at the same time lol

  45. Jorie Pacli Jorie Pacli 08/04/2019

    Have you gone overboard Alan? Or, you just are just being plain ridiculous with so much thing in your mind….hehehe. Silly you! ;D

    • tbaoo tbaoo 09/04/2019

      no not yet, just reporting the facts jorie .. 😉

  46. Jewell Jewell 08/04/2019

    Wow! Just….wow! Really? Are the poor male folk in Christchurch double and triple checking? Yikes! Oh…did I mention…Wow! *shakes head*

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