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11 killer ways to get more traffic

  1. pay to get more traffic.
  2. ask for more traffic.
  3. beg for more traffic.
  4. demand more traffic.
  5. write juicy copy and then enjoy more traffic.
  6. have tremendous photographs that encourage more traffic.
  7. take up smoking if it helps your nervous tension and calms you down.
  8. participate in online forums and facebook groups ( might all be the same but some really do work )
  9. tweet yourself silly.
  10. pinterest yourself until it hurts.
  11. put out incorrect and very dangerous street signs, they’ll drive into “your” dead end street.

ok – there’s 11 killer bits of keyword blogging nonsense. of course it will push tbaoo through the upper echelons of mlm and online blogs. you know the ones, they bash out about online blogs that blog about being online and blogging their blogging tips. great read all of them – once. are there any secrets to getting more traffic ? well i suppose there must be, as the half the world is banging on about the same thing and excuse me for saying so, i’ve done so before and hopefully you’d excused me then, 99% of them are as boring as bat shit, all designed to create a lively new push in their own traffic.

google loves them, facebook loves them, twitter loves them, pinterest loves them, even at times tbaoo loves them, ( 1% ) but please don’t expect too much sense from me. after all i’m me and i’m silly.

p.s please tell your friends as i could use a whopping juicy lift in tbaoo traffic.

72 Comments

  1. Nolan Nolan 27/05/2012

    They are absolutely effective. I use some of them from before. They give great fruit in increasing traffic. I will follow the rest of tips too. Thanks for the precious tips.

    • tbaoo tbaoo 27/05/2012

      thanks nolan … although it seems slightly odd that recent post of yours .. 🙂

  2. ElizOF ElizOF 28/05/2012

    All great tips except for that tongue-in-cheek #7 Then there is the mystery one… You know, that one word that suddenly brings the deluge for no reason. I’ll take ’em all… Oh by the way, traffic slows in the summer months for obvious reasons. 😉
    Eliz

    • tbaoo tbaoo 28/05/2012

      big thanks elizof – i have two sides – serious and silly, but which is which and when is when, is the problem .. 😉

  3. Karyle Karyle 28/05/2012

    Traffic is what we really need and I think a lot of people would be interested with this.. For me, they are effective for us to get traffic..

    • tbaoo tbaoo 28/05/2012

      thanks karyle – i hope you understand that this list is somewhat tongue in cheek .. 😉

  4. Uwell E. Shaver Uwell E. Shaver 28/05/2012

    It looks really great! Thanks for sharing this beautiful photo…

    • tbaoo tbaoo 28/05/2012

      how can i delete someone who’s so polite .. 😉

  5. Brein Brein 29/05/2012

    Great list, thanks for sharing these stuff with us… two thumbs up!

    • tbaoo tbaoo 29/05/2012

      cheers brein and two back at you .. 😉

  6. jennifer jennifer 29/05/2012

    Thanks for sharing with us these great list, I am pretty sure that my friends do also love it…

    • tbaoo tbaoo 31/05/2012

      love it, pay for it and beg for it .. traffic is great – cheers jennifer

  7. Heidi19 Heidi19 31/05/2012

    Excellent post Tbaoo! and this is so true. I’ll definitely implement those activities. Thanks for sharing this to us and i’m looking forward to read more from.

    • tbaoo tbaoo 31/05/2012

      more from me, that’s very kind – cheers heidi19 .. 😉

  8. Andrea Smith Andrea Smith 01/06/2012

    Now, I am not sure how #7 and smoking contributes to getting more traffic, but if you say so then #7 it is!

    • tbaoo tbaoo 01/06/2012

      it’s more the holistic approach, calm attracts .. cheers andrea 😉

    • tbaoo tbaoo 01/06/2012

      why thank you mary .. it’s all around about .. 😉

  9. Kevin Mark Kevin Mark 02/06/2012

    All these are great tips. I believe if properly used, they can work.

    • tbaoo tbaoo 03/06/2012

      i do as well, i use 1 – 4 all the time, while i try to use 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 & 10 to the best of my ability .. 😉

  10. Astro Gremlin Astro Gremlin 03/06/2012

    Tbaoo, thank you for adding to the ocean of material that all of us have written about how to increase traffic, to be consumed and commented on and by those interested in flogging their their own versions of how to increase traffic, reflecting a shared interest by all bloggers everywhere in increasing traffic. When future archaeologists find records of this period of history they will conclude that a fanatic religious fervor gripped an unhealthy percentage of the human race obsessed with this “traffic” fetish. I see why you stopped with point #11. Judicious use of “One Way” signs can direct massive traffic into a bay or a “needy neighborhood” where car parts are picked off of moving vehicles.

    • tbaoo tbaoo 05/06/2012

      cheers astro, reply, post, reply and post – it goes on “ad infinitum” – glad to see you liked 11 – 😉

    • tbaoo tbaoo 05/06/2012

      cheers matt .. there are more, but i find it hard to go higher than 11 . 😉

  11. Brein Brein 06/04/2019

    Great list, thanks for sharing these stuff with us… two thumbs up!

    • tbaoo tbaoo 06/04/2019

      cheers brein and two back at you .. 😉

  12. Nolan Nolan 06/04/2019

    They are absolutely effective. I use some of them from before. They give great fruit in increasing traffic. I will follow the rest of tips too. Thanks for the precious tips.

    • tbaoo tbaoo 06/04/2019

      thanks nolan … although it seems slightly odd that recent post of yours .. 🙂

  13. ElizOF ElizOF 06/04/2019

    All great tips except for that tongue-in-cheek #7 Then there is the mystery one… You know, that one word that suddenly brings the deluge for no reason. I’ll take ’em all… Oh by the way, traffic slows in the summer months for obvious reasons. 😉
    Eliz

    • tbaoo tbaoo 06/04/2019

      big thanks elizof – i have two sides – serious and silly, but which is which and when is when, is the problem .. 😉

  14. jennifer jennifer 06/04/2019

    Thanks for sharing with us these great list, I am pretty sure that my friends do also love it…

    • tbaoo tbaoo 06/04/2019

      love it, pay for it and beg for it .. traffic is great – cheers jennifer

    • tbaoo tbaoo 06/04/2019

      why thank you mary .. it’s all around about .. 😉

  15. Karyle Karyle 06/04/2019

    Traffic is what we really need and I think a lot of people would be interested with this.. For me, they are effective for us to get traffic..

    • tbaoo tbaoo 06/04/2019

      thanks karyle – i hope you understand that this list is somewhat tongue in cheek .. 😉

  16. Uwell E. Shaver Uwell E. Shaver 06/04/2019

    It looks really great! Thanks for sharing this beautiful photo…

    • tbaoo tbaoo 06/04/2019

      how can i delete someone who’s so polite .. 😉

  17. Andrea Smith Andrea Smith 06/04/2019

    Now, I am not sure how #7 and smoking contributes to getting more traffic, but if you say so then #7 it is!

    • tbaoo tbaoo 06/04/2019

      it’s more the holistic approach, calm attracts .. cheers andrea 😉

  18. Heidi19 Heidi19 06/04/2019

    Excellent post Tbaoo! and this is so true. I’ll definitely implement those activities. Thanks for sharing this to us and i’m looking forward to read more from.

    • tbaoo tbaoo 06/04/2019

      more from me, that’s very kind – cheers heidi19 .. 😉

    • tbaoo tbaoo 06/04/2019

      cheers matt .. there are more, but i find it hard to go higher than 11 . 😉

  19. Astro Gremlin Astro Gremlin 06/04/2019

    Tbaoo, thank you for adding to the ocean of material that all of us have written about how to increase traffic, to be consumed and commented on and by those interested in flogging their their own versions of how to increase traffic, reflecting a shared interest by all bloggers everywhere in increasing traffic. When future archaeologists find records of this period of history they will conclude that a fanatic religious fervor gripped an unhealthy percentage of the human race obsessed with this “traffic” fetish. I see why you stopped with point #11. Judicious use of “One Way” signs can direct massive traffic into a bay or a “needy neighborhood” where car parts are picked off of moving vehicles.

    • tbaoo tbaoo 06/04/2019

      cheers astro, reply, post, reply and post – it goes on “ad infinitum” – glad to see you liked 11 – 😉

  20. Kevin Mark Kevin Mark 06/04/2019

    All these are great tips. I believe if properly used, they can work.

    • tbaoo tbaoo 06/04/2019

      i do as well, i use 1 – 4 all the time, while i try to use 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 & 10 to the best of my ability .. )

  21. Karyle Karyle 07/04/2019

    Traffic is what we really need and I think a lot of people would be interested with this.. For me, they are effective for us to get traffic..

    • tbaoo tbaoo 07/04/2019

      thanks karyle – i hope you understand that this list is somewhat tongue in cheek .. 😉

  22. Uwell E. Shaver Uwell E. Shaver 07/04/2019

    It looks really great! Thanks for sharing this beautiful photo…

    • tbaoo tbaoo 07/04/2019

      how can i delete someone who’s so polite .. 😉

  23. jennifer jennifer 07/04/2019

    Thanks for sharing with us these great list, I am pretty sure that my friends do also love it…

    • tbaoo tbaoo 07/04/2019

      love it, pay for it and beg for it .. traffic is great – cheers jennifer

  24. Heidi19 Heidi19 07/04/2019

    Excellent post Tbaoo! and this is so true. I’ll definitely implement those activities. Thanks for sharing this to us and i’m looking forward to read more from.

    • tbaoo tbaoo 07/04/2019

      more from me, that’s very kind – cheers heidi19 .. 😉

  25. ElizOF ElizOF 07/04/2019

    All great tips except for that tongue-in-cheek #7 Then there is the mystery one… You know, that one word that suddenly brings the deluge for no reason. I’ll take ’em all… Oh by the way, traffic slows in the summer months for obvious reasons. 😉
    Eliz

    • tbaoo tbaoo 07/04/2019

      big thanks elizof – i have two sides – serious and silly, but which is which and when is when, is the problem .. 😉

  26. Brein Brein 07/04/2019

    Great list, thanks for sharing these stuff with us… two thumbs up!

    • tbaoo tbaoo 07/04/2019

      cheers brein and two back at you .. 😉

  27. Nolan Nolan 07/04/2019

    They are absolutely effective. I use some of them from before. They give great fruit in increasing traffic. I will follow the rest of tips too. Thanks for the precious tips.

    • tbaoo tbaoo 07/04/2019

      thanks nolan … although it seems slightly odd that recent post of yours .. 🙂

    • tbaoo tbaoo 07/04/2019

      cheers matt .. there are more, but i find it hard to go higher than 11 . 😉

  28. Andrea Smith Andrea Smith 07/04/2019

    Now, I am not sure how #7 and smoking contributes to getting more traffic, but if you say so then #7 it is!

    • tbaoo tbaoo 07/04/2019

      it’s more the holistic approach, calm attracts .. cheers andrea 😉

    • tbaoo tbaoo 07/04/2019

      why thank you mary .. it’s all around about .. 😉

  29. Kevin Mark Kevin Mark 07/04/2019

    All these are great tips. I believe if properly used, they can work.

    • tbaoo tbaoo 07/04/2019

      i do as well, i use 1 – 4 all the time, while i try to use 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 & 10 to the best of my ability .. )

  30. Astro Gremlin Astro Gremlin 07/04/2019

    Tbaoo, thank you for adding to the ocean of material that all of us have written about how to increase traffic, to be consumed and commented on and by those interested in flogging their their own versions of how to increase traffic, reflecting a shared interest by all bloggers everywhere in increasing traffic. When future archaeologists find records of this period of history they will conclude that a fanatic religious fervor gripped an unhealthy percentage of the human race obsessed with this “traffic” fetish. I see why you stopped with point #11. Judicious use of “One Way” signs can direct massive traffic into a bay or a “needy neighborhood” where car parts are picked off of moving vehicles.

    • tbaoo tbaoo 07/04/2019

      cheers astro, reply, post, reply and post – it goes on “ad infinitum” – glad to see you liked 11 – 😉

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