ajm crawford

some very odd short stories, rants, music and my ramblings

goodbye possums but more please


wow, i’ve been so distracted from tbaoo and my silly writing. you may have noticed dear reader that i’ve been running about home handyman’ing. digging unbelievable large, rock and clay ridden holes for my new trees and not writing any pithy writings for either.  (more…)

saw prometheus and very confused


wow .. that’s the best response i can think of just now. i saw prometheus in the imax cinema in 3d and i’m so glad i did. the worlds developed, the cinematography, special effects and hints of more to come. all hiding within unbelievable layers within layers and it has really sucked me in. (more…)

skyfall is here soon


ok, i’ll be quick – it’s bond time again. he’s back and he looks pissed, i mean that in the american sense, he doesn’t look drunk. you can check it out here, if this copyright nonsense mucks things up …. http://youtu.be/xJ4dAY3DW4c  (more…)

how much fun is enough fun


ok i love google, i love youtube and i love apple. so that’s out of the way, here’s my gripe. i’ve been merrily posting top quality free range, funky, enlightening, sexy videos on tbaoo and basking in my cleverness, nowhere near inverness mind you and what do i find ?  (more…)

my sense of humour is threatened


i’m losing my sense of humour, it’s being sapped by tawdry, second rate television and an overdose of “brain numbingly dumbed down”, ( loosely described as ) entertainment offerings. the most ridiculous aspect of this recent turn of events, is that the only laughing i seem to enjoy nowadays is laughing “at” the media. the days of clever ( or even just funny ) comedy is dwindling. (more…)

your mother was a hamster


well what can i say, nothing it seems. i’ve a block in my writing department the size of a large apartment building filled with eager occupants and three levels of quality retail outlets. the problem is that i’m completely undwerwhelmed with everything ring on at the moment, i’ve exhausted some mighty weird shit in the past and i’m struggling to find more. (more…)

must see friday love story


i think a break in routine is called for. i received this video today and i really think it should be shared immediately. as you may be aware dear reader, friday is normally reserved for a friday moment, well could you please consider this multi image video as a few remarkable moments and decide when you’ve seen it just what is. proudly copied from getup …. share it via this portal  (more…)

tbaoo is empowering .. gladiatorial dare


empowering .. gladiatorial dare  @ blognostics  (more…)

very well done queensland police


so dear reader it has come to this .. i’m very impressed and frightened by the fact that queensland police have decided to scare the pants off all of us with brains, or is that brians ? and announce that because it’s world zombie day, our existence is being tested. it’s actually a very clever use of social networking, and current everyday technology. most government departments or indeed politicians, have no freak’n clue of how to use such simple applications, but the queensland police have a firm grasp and are showing their might. (more…)

have a giggle


just a quickie, as i’ve got distractions all over the place and all over my body. (more…)